{"product_id":"processing-reality-please-wait-15-oz-black-glossy-mug","title":"Processing Reality – Please Wait | 15 oz Black Glossy Mug","description":"\u003cbr\u003e\nSome people wake up and instantly function. Others need a moment to… process reality. This mug gets it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned for overthinkers, deep thinkers, and anyone whose brain boots up slower than the rest of the world, this 15 oz black glossy mug delivers your message clearly before you say a word.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBold white text on a sleek black finish makes it minimal, sharp, and just the right amount of unapproachable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy you’ll love it:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLarge 15 oz capacity for serious coffee (or emotional buffering)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGlossy black ceramic with high-contrast white print\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDurable, everyday use without losing its edge\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for home, office, or strategic silence\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor those who don’t do small talk before caffeine.Or after, honestly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPart of the CTRL EXIST collection.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"CTRLexist","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55042063696136,"sku":"5447290_9324","price":9.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/0230\/9896\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-15-oz-handle-on-left-69c85d1c96f39.png?v=1774738858","url":"https:\/\/ctrlexist.com\/products\/processing-reality-please-wait-15-oz-black-glossy-mug","provider":"CTRLexist London Digital Concept Streetwear Experience","version":"1.0","type":"link"}